Oops! Obama lost all nuclear codes overnight

Washington (dpo) - How on public could this convey happened? This Tuesday night, Barack Obama lost the nuclear football game – the briefcase equipped to launch a nuclear attack. The outgoing President announced the loss soon subsequently the origin computer-generated predictions. He added that he did non believe the football game would reappear inside the side yesteryear side iv years.

The football game contains, amid other things, the pinnacle hole-and-corner nuclear launch codes to which alone the the U.S.A. President has access.
Obama explained his mishap every bit follows: “I was only eagerly watching the origin election forecasts, when I all of a abrupt realised to my cracking dismay that the nuclear football game was missing. What a scatterbrain I am!”

Not nether the couch or the writing desk, nor buried inwards the garden yesteryear Bo: the nuclear briefcase remains lost.

Even though he directly searched the entire White House, the codes stay lost. “What a shame. Well, there’s no role inwards complaining. Anyway, throughout history, the codes convey never been needed, which makes their loss slightly less tragic. My successor volition create practice without the nuclear football, I’m sure. Perhaps inwards iv years’ fourth dimension I volition yell upwardly where I pose that thing!”
By his ain admission, Obama unfortunately has no fourth dimension for a to a greater extent than extensive search, since he has to larn out the White House inside 2 months. “I nevertheless convey to practice roughly decorative repairs for the handover. Currently, I’m busy icon all the rooms pink.”
This was non to hold out the concluding of the President’s mishaps, either. Shortly subsequently Trump’s election victory was officially announced, an embarrassed Obama stepped upwardly to the microphone i time once to a greater extent than to discover how he had ‘stupidly’ dropped a drinking glass containing highly aggressive termites which could campaign severe harm to the White House prior to the handover.
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