Some brilliant spark inwards the UK Conservative Party had the brilliant thought of putting together a listing of all the pocket-size sexual misdemeanours of diverse Conservative MPs. Now that listing has been leaked to the media. We attain the whole listing below amongst all the names of the MPs involved in addition to the oft cryptic references to their sexual peccadilloes:
| Name | Position | Claim |
|---|---|---|
| Damien Green | First Secretary of state | Ashley Madison + handsy at parties |
| Dan Poulter | Impregnated one-time researcher in addition to made her cause got abortion + had other woman someone researchers (Gornalf)? | |
| Andrew Mitchell | Inappropriate amongst women, including interviews + paid a woman someone to live on quiet | |
| Stephen Crabb | Sexual relations amongst SpAd in addition to inappropriate amongst women | |
| Matt Hancock | Minister of State, DCMS | Sexual relations amongst fellow member of his individual office |
| Boris Johnson | Foreign Secretary | NDA betwixt him in addition to Danielle Fleet (Philip Davies' researcher) |
| Mark Garnier | DIT Minister | Inappropriate amongst women, asked PA to purchase sexual practice toys |
| David Morris | Inappropriate amongst woman someone in addition to virile someone staff + Alexandra Swan | |
| Michael Fallon | Defence Secretary | Odd sexual penchants in addition to sexual amongst boyfriend MP Mike Freer - a drunk |
| George Hollingbery | PPS to PM | Handsy amongst women |
| Nigel Adams | Whip | Sexual relations amongst Robert Halfon's researcher Emily Burditt in addition to others |
| Conor Burns | Inappropriate amongst virile someone researchers + Augustine Chipungu | |
| Charlie Elphicke | Inappropriate amongst woman someone researchers | |
| Nigel Evans | Inappropriate amongst virile someone researchers - long history | |
| Guy Opperman | Minister, DWP | Nicknamed Guy "Copperfeel + handsy amongst females |
| Jake Berry | Minister, DCLG | Impregnated Alice Robinson |
| Justin Tomlinson | Dates his researcher Catherine Bennet | |
| Bob Stewart | Perpetually intoxicated in addition to real inappropriate amongst women | |
| Chris Heaton Harris | Whip | Inappropriate amongst woman someone researchers + handsy inwards taxis |
| Chris Pincher | Whip | Inappropriate amongst virile someone researchers in addition to heavy drinker + touched Tom Blenkinsop |
| Michael Fabricant | Inappropriate amongst virile someone journalist inwards a taxi | |
| Michael Ellis | Deputy Leader | Takes his personal trainer to the Cinema in addition to to individual rooms at Carlton |
| Robert Halfon | Inappropriate amongst woman someone researchers in addition to Alexandra Paterson + Dickinson at EIC | |
| John Whittingdale | Inappropriate amongst woman someone researchers + uses prostitutes for strange sexual acts | |
| Liz Truss | Chief Sec | Fornicated amongst virile someone researchers whilst backbench MP + sexual relations amongst Kwasi Kwarteng |
| Daniel Kawczynski | Inappropriate amongst virile someone researchers | |
| John Hayes | Transport Minister | Inappropriate amongst woman someone individual purpose staff |
| Liam Fox | DIT Secretary | Adam Werritty |
| Alan Mak | Inappropriate amongst woman someone researchers in addition to journalist + asked to accept 3 woman someone aides on holiday | |
| Claire Perry | Transport Minister | Inappropriate amongst virile someone MPs later on in addition to pre-divorce |
| Chris Skidmore | Cab Office Minister | Inappropriate amongst females (redacted)? |
| Rory Stewart | DEF? + FCO Minister | Asked woman someone researcher to practise strange things (Sophie Bolsover) |
| Steve Double | Affair amongst woman someone researcher who was married to journalist at his local paper | |
| Will Wragg | Video exists of 3 males urinating on him | |
| Dom Raab | Justice minister | Injunction for inappropriate behavior amongst a woman |
| Grant Shapps | Affair | |
| Nicholas Soames | Inappropriate amongst woman someone researchers | |
| Mark Menzies | Known to cause got used virile someone prostitutes | |
| Amber Rudd | Home Secretary | Workplace relationships amongst Kwasi Kwarteng (PPS to the Chancellor) |
| Alun Cairns | Welsh Secretary | Likes to cause got intercourse amongst men who are wearing women's perfume (recently came out) |
Now that homosexuality in addition to interracial sexual practice are no large deals inwards the UK, virtually none of these so-called "scandals" are large plenty on their ain to merit much media attention, although the video of 3 men urinating on Will Wragg may enhance a few eyebrows fifty-fifty inwards our benighted age.
But the fact is that most of the people on the listing are exactly defendant of "inappropriate behaviour," whatever that way these days. This could live on anything from wearing one's socks during intercourse to serving the incorrect aperitifs earlier a bondage session.
No paper today would honor much mileage inwards whatsoever of these scandals on their own. But set them all together inwards i large listing in addition to so leak it, in addition to things change. Suddenly the storey develops "critical mass" past times becoming "systemic" in addition to "symbolic," in addition to the media instantly has a target for what would cause got been exactly so many "so what?" stories.
Whoever came upward amongst this listing must hence cause got been either a moron or a genius. In fact, given the destabilising resultant this listing could cause got on the UK government, which already has the slimmest of majorities inwards Parliament, nosotros are firmly inwards conspiracy theory territory.
Is this ultimately roughly clever scheme to thwart Brexit? Or else is it an show to accept the current of air out of the sails of the Prime Minister's principal challenger, Boris Johnson, who makes an appearance on the listing for ancient in addition to instantly forgotten offences?
Who knows? All that is clear is that this listing gives the media a useful frame to dredge upward every petty piddling sexual practice scandal involving a Conservative MP. In short, it makes Tory sexual practice scandals into a sort of viral meme.
Already i of those named, Sir Michael Fallon, has resigned every bit Minister of Defence. His offence? "Odd sexual penchants in addition to sexual amongst boyfriend MP Mike Freer - a drunk," according to the dossier. Does this hateful he was bisexual or that he only "teamed up" amongst Mike Freer to hunt pussy together? Don't worry, the media volition larn circular to telling us.
In other news, he likewise shocked the field past times putting his paw on a woman's knee 15 years ago!
This is fast becoming a ridiculous mini "House of Cards" farce. The U.S. of America "House of Cards" serial was of class based on a British TV serial of the same name, staring the neat Ian Richardson. It looks instantly similar it's coming home.
Claire Perry uses her friends in high places to bully children with disabilities. We call this type of person who harms children NONCE
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