Trump offers condolences to Nihon for Godzilla attack

Washington (dpo) - U.S. President Donald Trump today offered his condolences to the Japanese government. He said that he was deeply moved yesteryear the destruction wreaked upon Tokyo yesteryear Godzilla together with that he was shocked to the meat when he saw the bloodbath on tv yesterday evening.

The President addressed the American people inwards a speech, describing the “recent events inwards Japan” every bit a warning to live on heeded yesteryear the USA. “Did you lot come across on AMC what happened final black inwards Japan? Horrible! The province was totally destroyed yesteryear this giant, radioactive lizard. Thousands dead! It was much worse than the assault inwards Sweden on Friday.”
President Trump followed upward his address on Twitter:

He likewise offered to part all news gathered on the monster upward to similar a shot amongst the Japanese government. “We demand to brand certain that this sort of assault cannot live on repeated here,” he rallied. The Pacific fleet is already on high alert.
The President’s primary focus is similar a shot to protect the USA, he explained. “We cannot brand the same mistakes every bit Japan. I guide maintain tasked my best people amongst edifice a huge wall downwards the American Pacific coast. And they’re doing it correct away because nosotros demand to protect our province from nuclear-contaminated giant lizards.”
In closing, President Trump announced that inwards the coming days he would live on signing an Executive Order imposing an entry ban on all reptiles.
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